Drinking with a one-armed sailor. F1 ads that are too fast to see. Rave merch that quenches your thirst. Candles designed to turn you on. Swedish-speaking cider. Getting 458,000 people registered to vote in five minutes. Infamous contraband. A bag to ease the festive struggles. Beer served sunny side up. A 30-foot ode to football fandom. Digital posters that imprisoned intergalactic convicts. Wine for real people. Gifts of good fortune. Big facts about the little red tractor.